| | General
insults | Specific insults | Venting |
| Dear: | [
] Nerd
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak
| [
] Loser
[ ] Me-too-er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Spammer | [
] AOLer
[ ] WebTVer
[ ] Newbie
[ ] Clueless Twit | You
Are Being Flamed Because:
| [ ] You posted a self promotion spam
[ ] You posted a "test"
in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted something asking for warez
sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You crossposted
without very good reason
[ ] You started a troll thread
[ ] You posted
flamebait
[ ] YOU POSTED ALL IN CAPS
[ ] you posted lwr case txt cos
u fink its gr8. We Disagree. | Actual |
| [ ] You posted an "everyone is against me / my race / my religion / my
country" message
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your
signature / alias / avatar sucks
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You responded to a "YOU ALL SUCK"
message
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity | Personal |
| [ ] you assumed moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] You made
up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You just annoy me. |
Silly | To Atone, You Must:
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your
tests to alt.test
[ ] Read the FAQ / Rules / Guidelines
| Actual |
| [ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Print your home phone
number in your adverts
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Verify gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge | Personal |
| [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into
a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Up the dose of your medication |
Silly |
In Closing, I'd Just Like to
Say:
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Learn to post or sod off
| Actual |
| [ ] Get a life
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Take your crap somewhere
else
[ ] I pity your dog | Personal |
| [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of
the above | Silly | The
form flame is as old as the hills - this is just one version; all are similar,
but some are much longer - none are particularly funny, useful or original. |
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